Mom: Oh Simone ... when did you get that tattoo?
Simone Last year mother
Mom: Oh my God... . What is that? Some Chinese writing? You look like a menu.
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Mom : I'm glad your father isn't alive to see that. You know what he ..'
Simone: " ... only whores and prisoners have tattoos."
Mom : And you're not even wearing a bra. What will Aunt Phyllis think? Your bosom will sag before you're 30.
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Mom: That jersey doesn't go with your skirt dear.
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Mom: I wish you didn't hang around with that Nancy. I heard she smokes marijuana.
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Mom: I'm just saying, you've been so different since you started hanging around with her.
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Mom: Are you wearing underpants Simone? Oh, please don't tell me
you're not wearing ... oh, that's her bus. Hurry.
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Mom: Simmy, are you coming?
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